Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
I’m going to miss Bill Hader.
Finally watched the season finale. I’m really going to miss Bill Hader.
LoS DOYERS: WEEK 6 REVIEW
Winning is overrated.
WIN/LOSS: 2-4 (0-3 vs Dbacks, 2-1 vs Marlins)
STANDINGS: 15-21 /5th /7.0 GB
MVP:
Hyun-Jin Ryu: Pitched 6.1 innings of one run ball to help the Dodgers to their first victory in nine games.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Juan Uribe: Five hits, two walks, two RBI’s,solid defense at third.
LVP:
Dodgers baserunning. It’s been brutal. period. Giving away outs isn’t something a team with a struggling offense can afford to do.
UNHONRABLE MENTION:
Mat Magill: He’s not ready for the show. Needs to throw strikes.
NOTES:
+Matt kemp has a 10 game hitting streak going
+Capuano looked good in his start versus the Marlins
+Looks like Grienke might be back on Wednesday
+ Nick Punto is red hot
+ Paco Rodriguez and Kenley Jansen look fantastic
+Scott Van Slyke went 2-4 and hit a HR, hopefully he could be that power off the bench the Dodgers so desperately need.
- Andre Either continues to be awful
- Adrian Gonzalez aggravated his neck injury
- Matt Kemp is not hitting for power
- Beckett looks like he might be done.
- Brandon League and the rest of the bullpen are struggling big time.
TRANSACTIONS courtesy of Dodgers.com
05/10/13
Los Angeles Dodgers transferred RHP Chad Billingsley from the 15-day disabled list to the 60-day disabled list. April 2013 Tommy John surgery..Los AngelesDodgers sent LHP Scott Elbert on a rehab assignment to Rancho Cucamonga Quakes.Los Angeles Dodgers sent RHP Zack Greinke on a rehab assignment to Rancho Cucamonga Quakes.Los Angeles Dodgers optioned Elian Herrera to Albuquerque Isotopes.Los Angeles Dodgers selected the contract of 1B Scott Van Slyke from Albuquerque Isotopes.05/08/13Los Angeles Dodgers optioned Justin Sellers to Albuquerque Isotopes.Los Angeles Dodgers recalled Tim Federowicz from Albuquerque Isotopes.
05/07/13
Los Angeles Dodgers placed 3B Jerry Hairston on the 15-day disabled list retroactive to May 6, 2013. Left groin strain.Los Angeles Dodgers recalled 2B Elian Herrera from Albuquerque Isotopes.
05/06/13
Los Angeles Dodgers activated LHP Chris Capuano from the 15-day disabled list.Los Angeles Dodgers placed 2B Mark Ellis on the 15-day disabled list retroactive to April 27, 2013. Strained Right Quadriceps
LoS DOYERS: WEEK 5 REVIEW
The sky is falling.
WIN/LOSS: 1-5 (1-2 vs Rockies, 0-3 @ Giants)
STANDINGS: 13-17 /4th /5.5 GB
MVP:
Clayton Kershaw: Two great outings. Took a no hitter in the 6th against the Giants, while morning the passing of his Father.
HONORABLE MENTION:
A.J. Ellis: only consistant hitter in the Dodgers lineup.
LVP:
DODGERS BULLPEN.
UNHONRABLE MENTION:
Ted Lilly: Gave up four runs before getting an out. He also didnt inform the team that his back was hurting. Back on the DL.
NOTES:
- Hanley injured his hamstring and is back on the DL
- the pitching with exception of Kershaw and Jansen has been horrendous
- AGone was hurt
- Crawford was hurt
- swept by the Giants
- bullpen sucks
- the Dodgers bench sucks
- Dodgers management not DLing Ellis, leaving Dodgers with a short bench for big series with the Giants
- Rockies treated Dodger pitchers like batting practice
- runners stranded. so many runners stranded
- Donnie Baseball with bonehead calls
+ Dee Gordon is fast.
+ Kershaw.
+ Jansen
LOS DOYERS: MY REACTION TO 2013 SEASON
sigh…. is it only May?
2013 Western Conference Playoffs Round 1 Game 6 Warriors - 92 Nuggets - 88 Warriors win series 4-2
Full video of Curry vs. Fan. I’m not sure if the heckling fan is taken aback by Curry pointing a finger as much as he’s worried that Andris Biedrins is going to climb into the stands and murder him. Carl Landry displayed his typical quick hands by snatching the fan’s towel as well.
On the TNT telecast, Charles Barkley mused, “You should always be able to grab one fan out of the stands and beat the hell out of them.” Chuck later clarified he meant one per game, not per season.
I love Curry. Dats mah dude.
Andrew Bogut Posterizes JaVale McGee
LoS DOYERS: WEEK 4 REVIEW
Will a healthy Dodger player please stand up……
WIN/LOSS: 4-2 (2-1 @ Mets, 2-1 vs Brewers)
STANDINGS: 12-12 /4th /2.5 GB
MVP:
Matt Magill: Makes a fantastic MLB debut, pitching 6.2 innings of 2 run ball while striking out 7.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Clayton Kershaw: 8 innings, 0 runs, 4 hits, 12 strikeouts. enough said.
LVP:
Matt Guerrier: 2.2 IP, 4 runs.. garbage.
UNHONRABLE MENTION:
Don Mattingly: His bullpen moves have been frustrating.
NOTES:
+ Matt Kemp hit his first homerun
+ Ted Lilly looked good in his first start
+ Matt Magill
+ Carl Crawford continues to be on fire
+ Juan Uribe is getting on base by walking
- Mark Ellis is hurt
- Bullpen woes continue
- 3B is a wasteland
- Luis Cruz is still on the Dodgers
- Matt Kemp has only 1 HR
TOP 5 QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIES
5. JACKIE BROWN
4. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
3. DJANGO UNCHAINED
2. KILL BILL
1. PULP FICTION
**EDITORS NOTE**I COUNTED KILL BILL VOLUME 1 AND 2 AS ONE MOVIE BECASUE THAT HOW IT WAS ORIGINALLY INTENDED. ALSO THIS LIST WAS FOR MOVIES THAT TARANTINO WROTE AND DIRECTED.
LOS DOYERS: WEEK 3 REVIEW
ITS A TRAIN WRECK….. IN APRIL?
WIN/LOSS: 1-5(0-3 vs Padres, 1-2 @ Orioles)
STANDINGS: 8-10 4th
MVP: Jackie Robinson - 42 was great.
HONORABLE MENTION: Mark Ellis - master at making the turn on a double play
LVP: Los Angeles Dodgers - lost 6in a row, 7 out of 8
UNHONRABLE MENTION: Luis Cruz. Pop-Up machine. (4-46 .087 batting avg.)
NOTES:
+ Matt Kemp looks like he might be working his way out of his slump.
+ Mark Ellis has played a great second base
- Injuries/ Capuano, Bills hurt.
- Offense sucks
- Bullpen sucked
- Starters sucked
- lost six in a row
- team looks lost
- Donnie Baseball makes silly ass bullpen decisions
- help.